For those of you who wonder what we do all day, I have a special treat for you. Musings from my day.
1. I had two pretzel sticks in my hand. I held them out and asked Evan if he wanted them. When he did not reply, I started to eat them. He started screaming "I wanted them". So to teach him a lesson I spit them out in my hand and offered them. "Here, you want them now?" I said. Then he looked right at me and took the chewed up chunk and ate it. Guess I'm the one who was taught a lesson. Evan is gross.
2. Feeling ambitious I took the kids to Marsh where I had to opportunity to drive the cart that is equivalent to a bus. The one with the gray seats attached to the front. Yes you've seen it. And of course the only one was in the store, so I had to lock all the doors (with the kids inside) and run in to get one. The whole time I was praying no one would call CPS on me.
3. When leaving Marsh I got a stare down from two old people who mistakenly thought I had parked in the handicap spot. They gave me the "you should be ashamed of yourself" look. Turns out they should be ashamed. If they would have looked, they would have seen I was parked in the spot for moms and toddlers. Methinks they should revise the eye test for elderly drivers.
4. This is what I got when we came home:
5. Possession is 9 tenths of the law.
Did I mention it is only 4 pm?
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